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Im worried about the state of the banks my father died last week and the bank sent a letter saying how terrible it was and what will happen the next day I recived a letter saying how they were sorry my dad had left the bank and they will be quite willing to welcome him back at any point in teh future…

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Bulgarians are the biggest yogurt eaters in the world

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I like chicken I like liver, meow mix, meow mix, please deliver