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windows users swear at their computers, mac users swear by their computers

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1. Do a cartwheel
2. Sing into your hairbrush.
3. Walk barefoot in wet grass.
4. Play a song you like really loud, over and over.
5. Dot all your “i”’s with smiley faces.
6. Read the funnies. Throw the rest of the paper away.
7. Dunk your cookies.
8. Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along.
9. Step carefully over sidewalk cracks.
10. Change into some play clothes.
11. Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich.
12. Eat ice cream for breakfast.
13. Kiss a frog, just in case.
14. Blow the wrapper off a straw.
15. Have someone read you a story.
16. Find some pretty stones and save them.
17. Wear your favorite shirt with you favorite pants even if they don’t match.
18. Take a running jump over a big puddle.
19. Get someone to buy you something you really don’t need.
20. Hide your vegetables under your napkin.
21. Stay up past your bedtime.
22. Eat dessert first.
23. Fuss a little, then take a nap.
24. Wear red gym shoes.
25. Put way too much sugar on your cereal.
26. Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner.
27. Giggle a lot for no reason.
28. Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today.
29. Be a kid again

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How come you never see a headline like, Psychic Wins Lottery?

When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car

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…anyway, anyway anyway could make the anyway anyway thing then is there was anyway wanyway could find it…

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

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Put decafe in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso

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When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

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who closes the door when the bus driver gets off

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who puts the keep off the grass signs there and how

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Im worried about the state of the banks my father died last week and the bank sent a letter saying how terrible it was and what will happen the next day I recived a letter saying how they were sorry my dad had left the bank and they will be quite willing to welcome him back at any point in teh future…